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anditsdoctorreid:

❝ the latter tends to happen to me, as well. the best explanation is
that i’m a ‘compulsive talker’ but those people generally are argum-
entative and extroverted…both of which i am not. ❞

“compulsive talker. now, i can see that. doesn’t sound like the worst thing, though.
my old man says there’s a 90% chance i’ve got a narcissistic personality disorder,
but what does he know? he’s the BALD one.”

desouffrance:

                                ❝ A street performer. I admit, I have been called many things in the past; NONE of which are as c o l o r f u l as that. The answer, unfortunately, is no. Not a performer. ❞

“So you’re… what, you just like dressin’ up like a…

Hooooooly crap.”

abyssalgoddess:

     & waitforiit.

❝ so , what exactly is it that you do ? or are you just here to bother me ? ❞

“pfft. no. i’m here on police business. INVESTIGATING.”

sbpdisms:

     ❝  You know, Spencer, as much fun as a
      date with you sounds, I already have plans
      with my couc── ❞

    ❝ ── wait a second. Did you just say GREASE??  ❞

“Did I say GREASE.”

“I challenge you to give me one conversation
topic in which I will not mention GREASE.”

anditsdoctorreid:

❝ they’re not rumors though it’s understandable why that can
be perceived as such since the average adult reads text at 250
to 300 words per minute. ❞ 

“and you talk fast. i feel that, dude. i’m often told to
stop talking so fast. OR to shut up. mostly the latter,
actually.”

desouffrance:

                                       ❝ ….Comic Con? I cannot say I am f a m i l i a r with the term. Does it mean something in this part of the WORLD? ❞

“OH. oh, i get it!! you’re like a… street performer. or something. kudos to you for staying in character.”

heardthetruth​  liked ( selectively accepting )

“well, well, WELL. what could the fbi want
with lil ol’ me? i haven’t done anything to 
warrant an investigation, UNLESS you’re
counting last week when i may or may not
have pirated a destiny’s child album.”

anditsdoctorreid​ liked ( selectively accepting )

“i’ve heard rumors about you, DOCTOR.
20,000 words a minute? pfft. i can get in 20,001.”

alwaysxlate liked ( selectively accepting )

“okay, ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM –
your hair: out of this world. i’d say i’m
green with envy, but, y’know, look at mine.”

desouffrance ​ liked ( selectively accepting )

“hey, bud!! you just missed COMIC CON,
if that’s where you’re heading.”