wednesdayswithclara-archive: "On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?" {did i already send a thing i can't remember}
random starters
“Uh, today I bought a toaster. From
BED BATH && BEYOND. Like adults do.
Because I am an adult.”
