waitforiit liked for a thing
“Do you ALWAYS bring a pineapple
everywhere? I don’t think I’ve ever
heard of someone who actually does
that sort of thing. I mean, I’m not JUDGING
you or anything, I’m just kinda– kinda curious.”
“You mean to tell me not everybody does
that? HUH. Well, you should be carrying one,
miss. It bears, pardon the pun, very fruitful benefits.”